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THE HAIRY
AUREOLAS
Robbie and Pauly Nipple
Artist & Composers of
17 Songs...

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17 Songs...That Will Make You Want To Kill Your Retarded Step Brother is a gut busting laughfest. Each tune is sophomoric, politically incorrect and absolutely hilarious. The CD contains 17 original Hairy Aureola tracks performed by Pauly & Robbie Nipple recorded in Aston, PA.

17 Songs... touches on unique themes that are common to all of us and looks at the lighter side. The CD is full of tunes that will have you on the floor trying not to pee your pants. Many of the songs can be heard on Sirius Satelite Radio's Raw Dog Channel.

You automatically become the most popular person in your group of friends when you break out this CD. Noone can believe their ears. Everyone will want to know where you found it and how they can get a copy.

The Hairy Aureolas are equal opportunity offenders. If you have any complaints about the content on the CD, please realize that your race, religion, handicap or group is not really that special because The Hairy Aureolas make fun of everyone and everything.

It is probably not a good idea not to drive while listening to songs like Tourette Syndrome Patient, No Oh Dyslexic I'm, Stalker, Midget, Fat Guy in a Speedo, Hermaphrodite, and of course Wet Fart at My Girlfriends House When I Was Eating Dinner With Her Parents,You have been warned. The Hairy Aureolas and Off the Edge Productions, LLC are not responsible for any car accidents.

Curious? What the hell are you waiting for? Don't just sit there and stare at this page you tart.



Here's what the fans or as Pauly & Robbie call them, The Nipplettes, have been saying...................

ABSOLUTELY THE MOST BRILLIANT FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OH MY GOD HAHAHAH
Reviewer: Mark Ellis
This is the most brilliant CD I have ever heard. I laughed through the whole thing! You are missing out on the most comical experience of your life if you do not pick up a copy.

Unbelieveably Funny!!!! I laughed so hard I S&^T my pants!!!!
Reviewer: Sharon
This CD has some of the craziest funniest songs I have ever heard. Tourette Syndrome Patient is my favorite. You will not believe what you hear and you will laugh you ass off. I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! GO HAIRY NIPPLES!!!

Pauly & Robbie Nipple wish you a good listening experience and hope that you will not be rubbed the wrong way by this CD. 17 Songs... is a good stiff laugh and will perk up your life.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE DIDN'T YOU SEE THE FIRST LINK TO HEAR THE DAMN TUNES? CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU MISSED IT