THE HAIRY
AUREOLAS
Robbie and Pauly Nipple
Artist & Composers of
Rotten Box

Sound

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ROTTEN BOX is a gut busting laughfest. Each tune is sophomoric, politically incorrect and absolutely hilarious. Rotten Box COMPLETELY CROSSES THE LINES OF DECENCY. The CD contains 22 original Hairy Aureola tracks performed by Pauly & Robbie Nipple recorded in Bucks County, PA and mixed in Nashville, TN.

ROTTEN BOX touches on unique themes that are common to all of us and looks at the lighter side. The CD is full of tunes that will have you on the floor trying not to pee your pants. Many of the songs can be heard on Sirius Satelite Radio's Raw Dog Channel.

You automatically become the most popular person in your group of friends when you break out this CD. Noone can believe their ears. Everyone will want to know where you found it and how they can get a copy.

The Hairy Aureolas are equal opportunity offenders. If you have any complaints about the content on the CD, please realize that your race, religion, handicap or group is not really that special because The Hairy Aureolas make fun of everyone and everything.

It is probably not a good idea not to drive while listening to songs like Raped by Santa, Poop, Jerk of While Driving, Black Pussy, Two Chicks One Dick, Shut Up and Fuck, Nun by Day Stripper by Night and of course Fuck Tub You have been warned. The Hairy Aureolas and Off the Edge Productions, LLC are not responsible for any car accidents.

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Here's what the fans or as Pauly & Robbie call them, The Nipplettes, have been saying...................

THIS CROSSES THE LINE
Reviewer: Evan Trimost
This is the most clever yet offensive but funny CD I have ever heard. I LOVE IT! This makes Adam Sandler look tame. It's a must listen.

HA HA HA HA !!!! I am sending out Raped by Santa in my holiday E-card!!!!
Reviewer: Jen P.
This CD is it. We are all going to hell but we're laughing along the way. Black Pussy? Jerk of While Driving? Where do you guys come up with this stuff? I couldn't believe my ears but I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!!!! By the way .. Awesome band Name. I don't know what's funnier, the songs or the artwork :)

Pauly & Robbie Nipple wish you a good listening experience and hope that you will not be rubbed the wrong way by this CD. Rotten Box is a good stiff laugh and will perk up your life.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE DIDN'T YOU SEE THE FIRST LINK TO HEAR THE DAMN TUNES? CLICK THIS LINK IF YOU MISSED IT